1. India is a country where
on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time
2. Here people wear helmets
to save their pockets, not life
3. Being one in a million in India
means that there are 1241 Indians just like you
4. In Bangalore if you
throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer and in Delhi it will b a
dog or a CA
5. If someone asks for a
dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India
6. In India, it’s okay to
piss in public, but not kiss
7. In India two things
never leave you, your caste and your high school marks
8.When it comes to taking a
stand on world issues, India is like a girl giving mixed signals
9. A country whose onions
and tomatoes have more value than dollars
10 .In India, there are two
types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair !!!
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